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Costuming Up with the Kardashians: Enter to Win!
"I went as Captain America when I was younger. This photo was taken back in 1982 when I was a bit chubby. I'm now the World Wrestling Champion of the Universe and could body slam your face into your butt if you tried to mess with me." -
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The Feds Are Investigating Balloon Boy's Family
"This is what Balloon Boy is going to look like in his mid 20's." -
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Child Stars: Where Are They Now?
"Actually, no I wouldn't. She's gross." -
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Child Stars: Where Are They Now?
"I'd hit it." -
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Child Stars: Where Are They Now?
"I could kick that kid's ass." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Taylor Lautner's Flippin' Hot Photo Shoot, Part 2
"[quote=noah]That football is going to be very salty.[/quote] He's used to salty balls. He hangs out with Robert Pattinson." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Child Stars: Where Are They Now?
"Pete from "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" looks like he's be feeding his depression with chili cheese fries and deep fried snickers bars." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Emmys 2009: Red Hot Ladies
"Where's Kanye?" -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Worst Dressed: Emmys 2009
"I dressed better in 4th grade." -
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VIDEO: Megan Fox Does Conan O'Brien
"fyi, the girl-on-girl kissing scene from Jennifer's Body is at the 5:40 mark of the second youtube video." -
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BIKINI BODY
"uhh what's that bulge in her bikini? might be a dude." -
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VIDEO: Miley Cyrus Auditions For 'Hannah Montana' and 'Zoey 101'
"i thought this was going to be a sex tape. blah. thumbs down." -
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Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart: Baby After Sex Tape
"wait. are they going to release a sex tape of her pregnant? i'm confused. and slightly aroused." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Celebrity Tattoos: Guess Who?!
"Someone needs an Ultimate Warrior tattoo." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Celeb Bikini Bodies: Guess Who?!
"[quote=noah]That belly-button pic is insane. I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.[/quote] i find it kind of sexy. but then again, i find midget porn sexy." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Jon Gosselin on Diaper Duty
"[quote=reneelucky7]Maybe the diapers are for his girlfriend? He likes them young.[/quote] Old enough to crawl..." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Mark Wahlberg Gets Married
"[quote=reneelucky7]I can't believe that my wedding is in less than 2 months. I am filled with excitement. There will never be any words that would adequately describe how we both feel right now. This is a day that I dreamed about every since I was a little girl.[/quote] You're getting married to Marky Mark? No, didn't think so. Shh." -
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Have Broken Up
"I'd bodyslam that butt-parade any day of the year. Kim, call me." -
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Tara Reid Grabs Lunch
"[quote=stallown3d]Tara, you need more wrist movement on that hoagie.[/quote] She loves the meaty foot longs -- she should probably use two hands though." -
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Mischa Barton May Be Replaced in 'Beautiful Life'
"[quote=reneelucky7]wear the diamonds that I wear[/quote] don't lie -- those diamonds aren't real."
